A girl who appears beautiful while facing away from the light. The unfavorable features are often hidden when not in direct light, whether the source of the light is natural or unnatural. Some avoid eye contact with these people, or even with their romantic partners who are cursed with genetic ugliness of the face.
Mark: Wow, Vanessa is such a great person for you to have in your life.
Dennis: She's great, but have you seen her in the direct sunlight? She's a Shadow Ten but a Sunlight Zero!
Dennis: She's great, but have you seen her in the direct sunlight? She's a Shadow Ten but a Sunlight Zero!
by Holding On For Dear Life April 14, 2025

When a girl is lay'd on a table and 10 guys 5 on each side of the table. They then cum on her from the bottom to the top. Hens the term Ten Penny Tower.
by Nick nospmas June 6, 2013

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.
(end of joke)...to get to the other side!
(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay
(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay
by The Real IX April 20, 2010

The winner of three Nobel prizes, a best selling book originally written by Luke Coleman. The book is 156 pages that have no print, nothing on them. After its immediate fame, the new sequel "I only asked on opposite day" was written.
by RomanFoam March 1, 2022

When you're skipping rocks and your rock skips ten times. Not to be confused with ten roping, when you're ejaculating and you have ten consecutive ejections.
by thechinasaur January 9, 2021

by Nachodee December 31, 2023

by Xdian135 June 1, 2024
