taterpsychosis

a fragile, often violent psychological state brought on by the sudden absence or withdrawal of potato food products, such as fries, chips, etc.

An international incident was started with the country of Serbia because a waiter attempted to remove a boy's plate of fries before he was finished. The resulting carnage can only be attributed to taterpsychosis.

by dr. tater October 25, 2009

Tasteness

The amount something tastes. A food item may taste a lot, or not much.

Damian: "You can get pure donut flavouring now"
Liam: "Woah, how much would that taste?"
Damian: "Its tasteness is high"

by Roschercam69 November 8, 2009

taste check

noun / euphemism.

When somebody re-evaluates their tastes (musical, culinary, etc) based on criticism from others, similar to a "reality check." Also, something expected from somebody who has flagrantly bad or vulgar taste.

Jaxon: "Bro, what you just said was foul, I think you need a taste check ASAP!"

by Luc Samatas November 8, 2009

tater pot

When you make a bowl out of a potato. It works like a charm and all u need is a pen and a potato.

Guy 1: Yo it's ur turn for the potato.
Guy 2: Oh, cool, pass that tater tot over here.
Guy 1: Holy shit dude...tater pot...
Guy 2: Hhahahahhahahaahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha

by taargüss December 13, 2010

Tatersack

Another name for a man's testicles/ball bag.

Jimmy got kicked in the tatersack.

by baef April 7, 2011

Tater Totes

Totally, but really totally. As in, totally total.

Yeah bruh, I'm tater totes going to the show.

by inscotland June 23, 2011

Tasteberries

noun: The green and white droppings a young parakeet might leave upon your shoulder.

Background; Was discovered with extensive testing on subject (baby sister). Experiment involved allowing "subject" to eat "tasteberries" off of my (the scientist's) shoulder.

1) Hey dude, clean that tasteberry off your shoulder.

2) There are so many tasteberries in your birdcage, its probably time to clean it up.

by $hit Tornado of Ass Blowing September 14, 2011