fuck tard

a retarded waste of sperm, humanity and air. a simp. a useless douche of the highest degree.

jon is a nimble minded fuck tard

by urajagoff June 9, 2007

/pol/tard

a user of /pol/, generally but not always retarded, known for racism, sexism, bigotry, and all around bad stuff

Shaddilay fellow /pol/tard! That wall is coming up any day now, amirite?!

by heyguysitsyourboixxx August 18, 2020

Tardalupe

Pronounced "Tar-da-Loop-eh", rhymes with Guadalupe.

A developmentally disabled person of Mexican Decent. Most commonly found on the dance floors of All-Inclusive resorts performing karaoke.

The lead singer of the Mariachi band was named Tardalupe and he loved wearing the skinny pant.

by SaraJ March 31, 2008

Tard strong

Someone with incredible strength. Likened to a retard who is unaware of thier strength.

I cannot believe you moved that by yourself! You are like tard strong or something!

by savannahdanniel December 9, 2008

Tardatarium

A Tardatarium is a special place for really stupid people to live. It's kind of like a retard-house and kind of like a jail because people are not allowed to leave. It's where the most ignorant retards can be amounst their own kind.

Let's go down to the Tardatarium and laugh at the retards. I heard Erica works in the cafeteria at the Tardatarium.

by Piggly Hoggly December 17, 2008

tard spotting

the act of spotting tards in there natural environment and taking pictures. then uploading them and sharing them on social networks.

taking a picture of a "tard" as they walk into a wall. similar to epic fails."you upload a pic of some tard that crashed a car where a road splits left or right, you tag it tard spotting"

by SxMxKillSwitch July 15, 2011

tard speed

approximately 52 mph

"That fat kid saw an open cup of cake frosting at the end of the isle, so he ran nearly at tard speed to get it!"

by LongDONGsilber January 22, 2014