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swamp donkey

1. a female who sleeps with other girls' boyfriends and has no shame in it

2. one who collects many diseases while treading through the "swamp" and is therefore a truly dirty person

3. one who carries a grocery bag for sleepovers because they're disposable and she doesn't want to get a nice one dirty in the merky waters
Man, that jerk cheated on me with a swamp donkey!

I heard that swamp donkey's newest disease is syphilis.

I found that swamp donkey's grocery bag in his bedroom!
by My middle name is Karma June 20, 2011
mugGet the swamp donkeymug.

Swamp Gas

Methane like odor that lingers in the air after a coworker rips a nasty fart.
Claude filled the office with swamp gas today. It was horrible.
by DamnCorkins April 17, 2015
mugGet the Swamp Gasmug.

draining the swamp

The Senator can't meet with you right now. He's busy with an aide, draining the swamp.
by GOPeaBrain April 19, 2018
mugGet the draining the swampmug.

Middlebury Swamp

Middlebury Swamp is when you got shit faced on Natural Ice (Natty Ice), go down on a chick and boot all over her nether regions.
John: "I got hammed on natty ice and totally booted on that chicks cooter last night."

Mike: "You landed a middlebury swamp?"
by P-Phunk December 9, 2011
mugGet the Middlebury Swampmug.

Swamp Pus

Having a vagina that is rotten and nasty infected with a mossy substance in the pussy.
That girl right there has a nasty ole swamp pus.
by xBigredx99 April 27, 2015
mugGet the Swamp Pusmug.

swamp fun

Activities historically engaged in and found amusing by denizens of American South Gulf states' bayou and/or swamp areas; these traditionally include, but are not limited to, drinking, voodoo, gator rasslin', gator serenadin', sibling serenadin', cooking and consuming of various stews, 5-finger fillet, raft construction and racing, discussions of the classic memoir "Bill Clinton: My Life", as well as blowing up the intestines of animals killed for food and subsequently making balloon animal replications of said creatures.
Cletus knew he'd gone done somethin mighty stupid when he done stayed out late with the boys for swamp fun cus' he had missed the sunrise. Paw would surely flay his hide for makin him go out and fish all on his own.
by Ben Dustman October 29, 2010
mugGet the swamp funmug.

Donkey swamp

A pussy that gets so wet when you put a dick in it, it makes a donkey call sound on the in and out stroke
That girl has a hairy donkey swamp. When I hit it every donkey within 10 miles shows up outside the house
by Girth Brooks the real GB April 13, 2020
mugGet the Donkey swampmug.

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