swamp crack

A Philadelphia area term for a poorly wiped ass. Also could refer to chronic dingleberries.

"I had to rush out of the bathroom this morning I got a major case of swamp crack."

by bernard l. November 13, 2007

Swamp Gas

Methane like odor that lingers in the air after a coworker rips a nasty fart.

Claude filled the office with swamp gas today. It was horrible.

by DamnCorkins April 17, 2015

Swamp Pus

Having a vagina that is rotten and nasty infected with a mossy substance in the pussy.

That girl right there has a nasty ole swamp pus.

by xBigredx99 April 27, 2015

Middlebury Swamp

Middlebury Swamp is when you got shit faced on Natural Ice (Natty Ice), go down on a chick and boot all over her nether regions.

John: "I got hammed on natty ice and totally booted on that chicks cooter last night."

Mike: "You landed a middlebury swamp?"

by P-Phunk December 9, 2011

swamp donkey

a short round loudmouthed skank who loves to start shit and smells like the sweaty ballsack of a yeti.

Holy shit that swamp donkey just spanked that chicken!

by Wikkedbitch77 October 26, 2016

Donkey swamp

A pussy that gets so wet when you put a dick in it, it makes a donkey call sound on the in and out stroke

That girl has a hairy donkey swamp. When I hit it every donkey within 10 miles shows up outside the house

by Girth Brooks the real GB April 13, 2020

Gooch Swamp

When the area in or around the taint is so built up with Goochy Goo that it develops its own ecosystem. Usually mold or fungus.

Shizzle hasn't showered in so long that I can smell his gooch swamp from a mile away.

by Reef.BlastBody July 14, 2017