suicidal dog

A canine that has a look on his face of utter despair. Each time you look a suicidal dog in the eyes it makes you wonder if the dog's ever going to try to commit suicide.

Duder 1: "What the hell is wrong with your beagle dude? He looks like he wants to kill himself."

Duder 2: "I know man, he always looks like that."

Duder 1: "You got yourself a suicidal dog for sure. Make sure you don't give him any rope to play with."

by westfalia January 4, 2010

Suicide Watch

A term widely known to all athletes. Failure to the degree that one would rather cause harm to themselves than to bear the embarrassment. Goes best with a cold glass of Bleach or a taunt rope.

Jaison Heard really messed that inning up, looks like he is on suicide watch again tonight.

by humandictionary37 June 3, 2017

Lactic Suicide

An act of intentionally killing oneself with milk.

Travis committed lactic suicide because he couldn't afford an Xbox.

by Michael Hayes July 16, 2008

murder/suicide

a common answer on totse

"Oh noes what should i do"

"murder/suicide

by puppet.master March 4, 2005

Suicide yourself

A funny way of telling someone to kill themself

Noob: I am so L33t i just raped a guy that was 10 levels below me!!!!!

Pro: Do me a favor and suicide yourself.

by TheThunderCunt July 27, 2009

suicide lane

A lane on a roadway that, depending upon the time of day, changes direction of travel. Sometimes, as in Snellville, Georgia, the direction of travel is noted by an electric sign every 200 feet hanging across the highway. Other times, as in parts of Maryland, there is nothing but a sign.

Example:

| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |

From 5am to noon, lanes 1, 2, 3, and 4 are Southbound, lane 5 is a turn lane, and lanes 6 and 7 are Northbound. From noon to 8pm, lanes 1 and 2 are Southbound, lane 3 is a turn lane, and lanes 4 through 7 are Northbound.

The suicide lanes on 78 always creep me out just a bit.

by Yet Another Josh Cohen December 28, 2005

suicide bomber

Some gay retarded religious fanatics that normally try to hijack airplanes (or steal a bike) and ram it into a tall building while screamin allahmundahahahalokbutt and proceeding to blow themselves up or die of brain concussion (after crashing into a steel building with a bike). Normally asshole muslims.

...nnnnrrrRRWWWWWNNNNNGGGPOW *plane crashes into building killing several hundred civilians*
... ring ... ring ... RING ... RING *bike crashes into tall building killing the retarded rider.*

That's a suicide bomber.

by 1337 H8T0R March 26, 2010