by Dornsfrostyglove August 30, 2018
Get the Arctic surprisemug. The art of going from a lay down 69 to a vertical 69. When the man is about to ejaculate he drops to his knees whilst is genital area is being seduced by a woman who is upside down, when they hit the floor, the man ejaculates and shouts "TOMBSTONEEEEE!!!"
by lovelyboy69 May 18, 2017
Get the The Tombstone surprisemug. When a girl swallows the dick and balls then still has enough room to tongue punch the fart box.
When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.
An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.
When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.
An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.
When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
Bro that girl was a super freak she gave me the snooki surprise.
She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.
He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.
My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.
She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.
He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.
My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.
by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017
Get the Snooki surprisemug. by pitunf1999 December 8, 2016
Get the Surprise Pinkmug. the event that a girl appears small chested until you can get her clothes off and then they look and feel huge!
Dude I had no idea that girls tits were so big till she took her top off. It was a total candy surprise!
by Dinger182 March 28, 2012
Get the candy surprisemug. Whilst visiting Iceland with a friend, you pick up a girl from a third country and Eiffel Tower her across the gap in the tectonic plates. One guy stands on the North American plate while the second stands on the Eurasian plate.
At the end of a great night of drinking at the Cafe Petite, we gave that French chick a Keflavik Surprise!
by Stumpy Frank September 28, 2023
Get the Keflavik Surprisemug. When you go into a public bathroom and the lid is down... You know when you lift it, you will find a fat turd, streaks or a clean bowl to sit on.
Man I went into this bathroom at the club and my little toilette surprise wasnt turds or diahrrea but vomit. It was pretty discusting...
by indigo1er August 9, 2010
Get the Toilette Surprisemug.