Steaming cup of coffee

From a Bud Light commercial.

An appearance of being in early and late to leave work, by placing an object on your desk that makes it appear you are there.

For example, when you sneak out of work early, but leave your laptop on on your desk and overnight. It looks like you stayed late and were in meetings all day, and the following day you came in nice and early.
Golf at 3:30 on a Tuesday? My boss is been riding my ass all week, I'd better leave a steaming cup of coffee on my desk. I'll meet you guys at 3:15.
by jiggerbigger003 April 23, 2010
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STEAM ENGINE EXPRESS

The art of making long trails of shit on your partners chest and then smearing them all over while fucking them in the ear.
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Reverse steam train

A sexual position which is commonly used by Ben from horticulture which involves a small penis being inserted into the anal cavity of a train which results in a quick " choo" noise which is released by the vehicle.
ben- my small penis is in you Reverse steam train
Train " Choo"
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steaming orange juice

When a male urinates in a womans eye whist having a bladder infection.
Male: Don't you love my steaming orange juice?
Female: NOOOOO!, It burns, OWIE
by AfroKenny January 14, 2008
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California Steam Roller

A California Steam Roller is when you hold in a crap for a long period of time than crap in out and smother yourself in it. Afterwards you must roll over a girl until she is also covered in poop.

If you want you can shove a Twinkie up her butt.
California Steam Rollers are fun but smelly.

"Did you remember the Twinkie Tonight?"
"Why are we gonna California Steam Roll?"
by TrevorSeanKai April 12, 2010
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lousiana steam boat

Thailas dick
Lousiana steam boat is thailas dick and jhonayhan reyes dick is small
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Sacramento Steam Log

This worldwide favorite involves opening up a girl's vagina and pooping in it. Then proceed to go to town. Once you cum all over that bitch's, have her quief it out.
I totally laid a big fat Sacramento Steam Log on John's mom last night.
by Waldo Poopy January 31, 2009
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