i'm broke like a nigga with food stamps

Straight up fucking poor

Alycia: "Eh.. go buy me some grocries "
Riley: "Shit bitch, i'm broke like a nigga with food stamps."

by blackfeet09 August 2, 2010

stampeding

(v.)to participate in, observe and/or have fun at any event at the world famous Calgary Stampede; to get drunk during the 10 days of the Calgary Stampede; to eat a pancake breakfast during the 10 days of the Calgary Stampede

Cowboy: What are your weekend plans?

Cowgirl: I'll be stampeding all day and night.

by urbancowgirl August 5, 2005

stampede

A group of animals that moving violently in on direction. Can be dangeous.

by Anonymous February 19, 2003

stampede

You tuck you arms inside of your long sleeve shirt, pull your penis out of your pants, and then run. Your sleeves flap like elephant ears, and your penis is the trunk.

Those people were staring at your cock when we stampeded out of the restaurant

by michael cosby February 16, 2008

STAMPEDE

NYC gang known by its "crown" symbol. Wanted by the United States government for drug smuggling and taxi-related deaths.

That stampede was just grilling you.

by Oburns March 7, 2007

Stampede

A series of many mushroom stamps(scrotum to the face), quickly followed by intense laughter and humiliation.

That one chick got stampeded by five dudes.
Stampy sure knew how to take a stampede.

by lumbergalar January 20, 2009

Turdal stampede

An urgent dump

Jim just had a loud turdal stampede!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016