Squirsh

A code-name for dipping tobacco you use when you're talking about dipping in front of someone that doesn't know you dip.

Person 1: "Squirsh?"
Person 2: "Yes please"
Person 3: "What's squirsh?"
Person 1 & 2: "Nothing"

by squirshman April 28, 2009

squirt box

when someone is known for having alot of sex

that trick is a squirt box

by kookieDUHH June 2, 2010

Squirtleing

when you're fucking your girl but you accidentally or purposely take a fat piss all over her and in her. Then you yell, you don't have enough badges to train me.

Max:Dude, whats squirtleing.
Lucas: Bro, you don't know, it's when you're fucking your girl but you accidentally or purposely take a fat piss all over her and in her. Then you yell, you don't have enough badges to train me.

by lil guillermo April 9, 2019

curry squirts

Burning Diarrhea resulting from consumption of spicy Indian food such as curry, by unsuspecting white people.

Dude 1 : Hey bro that Indian food was the bomb let's do lunch.
dude 2: Naw man I still have the curry squirts from the last time I had Indian my ass is bleeding.

by spankington October 19, 2008

electrocuted squirrel

one of patty's life lessons and analogies on how a person can die.

If you don't be careful, you may end up like the electrocuted squirrel.

by okthisisstupid August 28, 2009

bed squirrel

A female who is both hot and skittish- especially skittish in the sack.

I had to chase that bed squirrel all night long in order to lay the pipe.

Dayam, look at that bed squirrel. I bet she could crack a nut with her mouth!

by dirky digglor December 19, 2010

Neck Squirrel

That pattern of hair that crawls from the back of your head down your neck, across the previously cut border, in an attempt to hide underneath the neck of your shirt.

Man, you gotta help me. It's not time for a haircut, so, if I supply the trimmers, will you cut off this relentless neck squirrel!

by 6-Pack Jack July 23, 2011