squeeler

A young lady, who let's out a freekishly load sqwolk at the biggining of her laugh! This is only paralleled, by the grunting that ensues. She can easilly be mistaken for your average dizzy blond, (especially after a few shandy's). But do not be fooled, as she has special powers, including hand bag collecting, and talking in toungues. If you are still unsure as to whether you have a squeeler on your hand's. Then simply wait a while, for either a huwbert farnsworth to arive, or the squeeler to let rip with her obligitory catch-phrase of "OHH LUKE NOOOO"

What the f**k was that?
No worries it's just the squeeler!

by Master Pettifor October 26, 2004

Squeezer

Someone who wears shoes that are too small for them but continues to wear them because they are hot kicks

James:Yo Joey what size are those jordans I want to cop them from you
Joey: they are a size 9
James:whoa I thought you were a size 11
Joey:yea but the shoes are hot tho!!
James: damn kid you are a f***Ing squeezer!!!

by instagram: jeffreyromelus_25 February 3, 2013

Squeezer

Term given to pedophiles by molested youths. Also, a gay male who uses his anal muscles to remove a penis from the rectal cavity.

Jon Kodatt is a squeezer according to both definitions.

by william d willerson February 17, 2003

Squeeze Willy

Yet another spoof of the phrase "Free Willy", this one was thought of about 30 seconds ago.

Squeeze Willy. It feels like a sponge!

by Zach G. December 6, 2003

squeezel

1. to knowingly squeeze in ahead of someone or something even though it is not yet your turn

2. one who takes undo advantage of an opportunity to get ahead of someone else

I was next in line to park my car, but out of nowhere that blue car squeezeled into my space.

by Alley Cat Smith September 4, 2014

Simple Dimple Pop It Squeeze

Simple Dimple Pop it Squeeze Pop it Squeeze Pop it Squeeze

Sta!? mm. Aaaa
Fishe Napoli fab oli

A song that is funny

Simple Dimple Pop it Squeeze is so funny!
I know, right!

by HamAJPW June 10, 2021

brain squeeze

1. When an object is inserted into each ear of the same person. Causing what looks like an action of squeezing the person's brain.
2. Commonly referred to a sexual act when 2 guys insert their penis into different ears on a female and thrust.
3. Similar to a live 2 person skull fuck.

That girl is an idiot, she must have been brain squeezed one too many times.

by soosh August 25, 2006