Fat Sack of Shit

Dan

That fat sack of shit just plays videogames all game long.

by beanerinotaco34 January 29, 2009

Spackface

To have a face like a spack.

You are such a spackface.
He is such a spackface.
When I grow up, I want to be a spackface.

by Pennycook November 17, 2004

Spackle Bandit

The act of an unknown person leaving layers of shit on the inside wall and/or around the rim of a toilet bowl after an explosive deuce, usually taking place at work or any other public restroom.

Guy 1: Dude, that was quick I thought you had to shit.

Guy 2: It looks like I'm going to have to postpone until I get home. It seems the Spackle Bandit has struck again.

by Blind Clown August 13, 2010

home spackle

synonomous to "homie" but NOT synonomous with crack spackle, but especially not synonomous with peanut spackle.

Def. 1: good friend or comrade
Def. 2: similar to home slice or homey as this home spackle is a reminder of good friends from home.

"What up home spackle?"

by Terry C. June 28, 2005

love spackle

The sometimes thick and usually sticky amalgam of sexual lubricants and semen from the vagina and penis that are the remains of sexual intercourse. It usually accumalates in the butt crack of the partner in the lower position due to gravity.

I need a shower, this love spackle is starting to set.

by Luther Felonuis G. IV August 28, 2006

sack of oats

A burlap sack with the appearance of a sack of oats, yet containing a "rocket gun". Concealment of illegal substances such as marijuana or crack in what appears to be a harmless burlap sack.

Officer: Sir, license and registration please, and could you please tell me what is in the backseat of the vehicle.

Bassline: That's just a sack of oats.

by Bassline May 25, 2006

sackabeetes

to have sackabeetes
is to use the word hurt
frequently.

if someone says to someone 'your hurt'
it means you've got sackabeetes
it's simple,
but catchy!

by krissysteeny September 25, 2007