kirkland's snow

the type of snow you would see in a painting sold in a mall home decor store, such as kirkland's. this snow is often light, fluffy, and covers the trees completely.

today while driving in the blizzard we all stopped to admire the scenery the kirkland's snow had created in our lovely michigan town.

by St. Petersburg December 14, 2008

Snow job

Where you take a snowball and shove it into someone's arse.

Guy 1: Dude... Why are you touching your butt..?
Guy 2: My girl gave me a snow job for being a dick and it's just now melting.
Dude 1: Ah, sorry bro.

by GeminiCritic December 10, 2016

Snow ferret

A white boy that exclusively dates black girls. They are commonly red headed and nerdy.

Ryan’s a total snow ferret, his last girl friend was black as hell

by Thundafrumunda June 1, 2022

Snow Barbie

Origin: White Trash America. Meaning: Jersey Shore White Trash America, perhaps most recognizable as the given name of OnlyFans star and icon of the early 2020s, Melissa Nicole Commero.

“Oh my god! It’s that OnlyFans girl, Snow Barbie!”

by Ricky Bobby Jean May 19, 2023

tit snow

the tik tok where it didnt make sense

"tit snow is not coke in this case"

by princesscrown September 24, 2020

snow chucker

A durogatory term for a stupid Canadian

Chad Kroeger is a fucking snow chucker, AND he has a dumb last name.

by Chadleyturpenkum December 31, 2016

Snow ostrich

Snow ostriches are a creature that is linked with the youkol tribe. The appearance of a snow ostrich is like a mammoth and a dodo crossbreed. Snow ostriches are used as housing, by putting a small wodden tent on it. They migrate to yakasthan to make babies and they have a sacred road that also the youkols follow.

Look at the youkol riding a snow ostrich.
That snow ostrich has a big house on it.

by Denisszm March 2, 2023