Smudged

To get jerked off by a ghost. Typically used when a new or haunted house isn't cleared of spirits (intentionally) so that someone spending the night has an opportunity to have a ghost masterbate them.

Before you burn the sage to clear out evil spirits, let's spend at least one night here to see if I can get smudged by a spooky ghost. They have super soft hands.

by Jennifer Suttonsworthington June 6, 2018

Sluggers

Dude who play football and date thotties

Dude Bryan and his buds are total sluggers some times.

by Dickjames June 11, 2018

Sledgey

Drunk. VERY drunk.

I would stay out and party more with you guys, but I'm feeling quite sledgey.

by John Favorite February 26, 2018

Sledgey

Drunk. Very drunk.

I would stay out and party some more with you guys tonight, but I'm feeling quite sledgey.

by John Favorite May 8, 2018

smudgeflingle

An old name for annoying kid or teen

Oh you rotten smudgeflingle

by hammurabiwasalier February 27, 2018

Spudgeulation

When you bust a nut in a girls mouth and she swallows. She doesn't like that flavor though, so she vomits onto your chest.

Last night, I honestly didn't think I'd like it but me and my wife tried spudgeulation.

by StonedCurtis March 3, 2018

Sludes

Sliding in someone's dm with nudes

Have you heard about @sludemaster123? Rumor says he sludes in people's dm's all the time.

by CrayCrayGurll July 12, 2018