Slap the Lox

Female masturbation.

I’m going to slap the lox as soon as I get home tonight. I’ve been wet all day.

I watched my sister slap the lox in the shower last night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Stank-Slapped

Sex with chick who is extremely dirty and omits a ripe odor from every orifice. But the need for sex and a good nut overpowers good judgement and you still give her the D.

I picked up a prostitute last night and got stank-slapped. But it was worth the $20.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2018

crap-slap

When you inadvertently walk into a lingering fart or when someone intentionally leaves a fart cloud for you to walk in to, you've experienced a crap-slap.

Jesus that stinks...thats the worst crap-slap I've ever smelled!

That old man crap slapped the whole room!

by Jess Tuchscherer December 11, 2007

Power Slap

Being slapped in the face really hard, and then getting backhanded twice.

Accidently slapped my ex-boss, I mistaken him for somebody else. I tried to apologize to him, only I guessed I knocked him out.

by Saints September 11, 2003

Google Slap

Verb.

1.)Google penalizes a website for buying and selling links.

2.)Google penalizes a website for being misleading such as having stealthy links or scripts.

I got Google slapped for selling links to a website selling Viagra.

by blogaboutnothin April 6, 2009

Money Slap

To take out a wad of money (ranging from singles to hundreds, No loose change) and slap someone (in the face) with it, ©Wavo of NYC invented it.

Wavo money slapped MrShaggy with one 100 dollar bill, MrShaggy didn't go to school the next day, due to the humiliation.

by MrShaggy135 May 20, 2010

slap chop

The act of masturbation.

As Vince in the Slap Chop infomercial says... "Slap chop your troubles away..."

by slapchopper2000 May 10, 2009