sms (suck my strap)

When you say smd (suck my dick) and niggas say “what dick you got??” you can say sms ( suck my strap)

strap meaning: a fake dick/dildo that people use

stranger 1: yo your outfit is fuckin ass go change ho

stranger 2: go sms (suck my strap) stoopid whore, atleast ion got an nba youngboy ponytail like yo ho ass

by Zaza😋🫶🏾 October 17, 2023

little buddy strap

A string or fabric used to hold the penis up and out of the way while manscaping the scrotum.

I call the piece of elastic cord I use to hold my dick out of the way while I shave my ball sack my "little buddy strap." Because my penis is my little buddy.

by fidness 1957 November 27, 2024

S.A.W Strapping

Where a person is trapped in a Gimp suit and has to escape within a time limit or they’re pegged

Justin: “why the fuck am I in a gimp suit? Where am I” Jane: you have 1 minute to escape or you will be pegged” Justin: “What the fuck? Is this a S.A.W Strapping?”

by Pro S.A.W Strapper September 28, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024