When a man rubs KFC hot wings on his genitals and then proceeds to stuff his flaccid pens into his partners mouth so as to poke her cheek.
Gave my girlfriend a Kentucky sidewinder last night - she didn't know whether to recoil in horror or keep eating
by Mygapingvagina May 5, 2018
Get the kentucky sidewinder mug.Generally performed with a friend, back to back. Both friends squat a pop and defecate onto a third persons name that has been written out on the ground (preferably sidewalk) in an act of disrespect to named person on the ground.
dude, Tonto and I just pulled a reverse jockey sidewalk steamer, and i need you to bail us out of jail.
by SmorGASbordSextyN9ne December 7, 2009
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Get the piss pushed sideways mug.noun, the sexual pleasure enjoyed by a man sticking his penis inside the cut out center of a woman's belly button.
by Steve Mobeve November 11, 2004
Get the Sideways Blender mug.sinead went to the convienience store one day,AND FOUND OUT SHE WAS PREGGERS..
through a pregnancy test tho..lol
anyway she has her council passport now..
through a pregnancy test tho..lol
anyway she has her council passport now..
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