Shrimp

A shrimp is a young boy called harry that farts a lot and is a very smelly boy who refuses to get washed. He has a younger brother called Marco who is the most handsome boy ever. He has a mum called Alida and a Dad called Simon.

Mum:( sniffs child ) You stink !

CHILD: what i just got out of the sea .
Mum: take a shower
Child: no
Mum: omg you such a harry/shrimp

by Mismatch 272 November 11, 2018

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Shrimp Tank

A group of people consisting of all males and one female.

I wanted to hit on Kelly, but it was a real shrimp tank in there so I didn't get the opportunity.

by 2guysandagirl August 18, 2022

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Shrimp Bread

The money a man makes to compensate for his less than average penis size.

"Did you hear? John got that tech job he wanted"
"ppft why would I care? We all know its Shrimp Bread"

by anonymousagnony August 15, 2023

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Shrimped

A state of being super high on marijuana. Synonyms include zooted, toasted, or baked.

“Bro, I just ripped 3 bowls.”
“I can tell, you look shrimped right now.”

by Rocklobstah February 5, 2022

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get shrimped

Somebody is wishing you good things.

Being shrimped stays for good fortune and getting to shrimp others is a way to show love and appreciation.

*u got shrimped*
your day is gonna be fine af

I love to get shrimped!

by Alexlovesthewallflower February 12, 2024

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Shrimp Tease

When a host sets out shrimp hors d'oeuvres for a party or special gathering and then subtly puts them away before anyone can eat a single one, due to one of the guests having an allergy to shellfish and not wanting them to feel left out.

"I inquired about the shrimp cocktail platter Alex was setting out, which she told me was one of the appetizers for the party, but shortly after we spoke she quietly put them away before anyone could even see them because of her aunt's shellfish allergy. What a shrimp tease!"

by Ketamine.Fix April 22, 2018

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