Seat Gripper

A shit so big you have to grab the sides of the toilet to push it out.

Mike: Dude, are you okay?
Ed: Yeah, that bastard was so big, and wasn’t coming out, I had to hold on for dear life just to give birth to that monstrosity.

Mike: Oh, you experienced a seat gripper!!
Ed: I see you speak from experience.

by FergusMcCloud May 5, 2019

Cop a seat

A british phrase that means "Get a seat".

Usually used when you and a friend wants to get seats quickly

"Come on George! Lets cop a seat."

by British fooker May 14, 2019

Double Seating

When one person sits on the toilet (usually a man) and takes a shit, while at the same time a man or woman sits on their lap and shits through their legs.

“There’s only one toilet, we’ll have to start double seating”

by Gram gram June 3, 2019

National Change Seat Day

On September 30th all of our founding fathers came together under a meeting called by Samuel Adams to make a day in which all seats in any classroom, bus, airplane could be changed.

Brad, “hey happy national change seat day, want to take someone’s first class seat?” Terry, “aww heck yeah I can’t wait too”

by Mr.Jammie September 17, 2019

Fecked Seat

A form for banning fugly seats in the barbers whenever a droob comes to die.

Ooh,fecked seat sucks especially when a male does that.

by Dogmilk57 Nightcore August 14, 2019

Door Seat

The seat of the person who has recently told a room silencing joke, one that would make all others feel awkward now that they have heard it. The person being called a “door seat” will have to exit through the door.

Brandon tells an awkward joke; others then proceed to call him a door seat, Brandon must now exit in shame.

by Ham-Hock June 6, 2018

backseat seat

A seat in the back but backwards

Aw man Shawn, let’s ride in the backseat seat in the 1963 dodge station wagon!

by Amanda the master December 23, 2017