Turd on a Salad

When life serves you up some serious funk.

Dude, turd on a salad! My hair is breaking off and orangish from the Nice and Easy box-crap bleach job you gave me. I have an interview tomorrow.

by Tacoville May 1, 2011

Salad Queen

A Gay Man who enjoys Anilingus, coming from the slang term "eating the salad", meaning Anilingus

A: Ooh I had such fun with Johnny last night, did you know he's a Salad Queen?
B: Johnny? No! Never would've guessed
A: Aye, he really went down to town
B: sounds like he's a lot of fun

by Jeffbridgesiscool May 1, 2022

bubble salad

The act of receiving analingus and farting directly on your partner's face.

I think I went a little heavy on the beans... I hope my boyfriend enjoys his bubble salad.

by sexfiends so June 15, 2009

Russian salad

When a well endowed male leaves a whole squad on warzone with gaping arseholes from an RPG.

“Fuck me lads, that big dicked fucker just gave us a Russian salad”

by Shiibogle April 26, 2020

Creep Salad

A total creeper. Someone who acts creepily toward you.

"Ew, he followed me! Creep salad."
"That creep salad is annoying me."

by shaniawesome February 11, 2009

yoit salad

the same as regular yoit, but when a pubic hair becomes logged in the cum between the fellatio-giver's tooth, it automatically turns into a "yoit salad"

i thought the man had regular yoit build up in his teeth until i realized it was a yoit salad upon spotting the pube.

by blumpkinboychaps April 3, 2009

toyota salad

When a drive is driving with his legs and a chick eats out his ass while using her feet to press the pedals.

The other night Mrs. Sackett gave Travis Penning a toyota salad.

by Lloyd's April 21, 2006