The round pastry theory is commonly found in the RC airplane community. The theory states that consuming any sort of round pastry prior to a flight test will gauruntee a shit show. ESC’s are prone to exploding when round pastry’s have been consumed.
The theory dates back to 2014
The theory dates back to 2014
Friend: *Starts to eat a donut*
Other friend: “DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING? The Round Pastry theory says you eating that donut just garunteed our RC MIG will crash.”
Other friend: “DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING? The Round Pastry theory says you eating that donut just garunteed our RC MIG will crash.”
by NoBiscuits November 1, 2017

Sham: Sorry I missed poker last night guys, I was round tabling with some cool kids and lost track of time.
by The Sham Sham October 22, 2011

by hoesquad October 22, 2017

by majorbasicprotein October 17, 2023

by martylosthisclothez February 12, 2023

The act of politely declining, avoiding or otherwise steering clear of the African horn when confronted with its formidable size and power ostensibly so as not to appear racist.
... " Ladies of good standing shall be well advised to adhere strictly to the policy of Rounding the Horn of Africa should it be offered , deny it, snub it slap it's purple swollen face. Rebuke and refuse it's rude and rampant advances costs, for ones honour may well be at stake, whilst remaining mindful of the consequences for international relations."
by The Marquis of Bath November 27, 2020

v. To take a trading/brokerage account from nothing to a high amount of money before subsequently losing all of said money again.
Alex: Bro, Iran almost bombed Israel and giant institutional firms just unwound their carry trades on the Japanese yen. My account just went from $2K to $20K!!!
Fletch: Nice man! You going to cash it out??
Alex: Nah, the market's about to crash. I'm goin' for a mil.
(Market recovers, all short positions get fucked, Iran doesn't do jack shit, and account get's blown)
**Next Week**
Fletch: Sup dude? How you floatin'?
Alex: I'm not. Account just Round Tripped. Back to zero.
Fletch: Nice man! You going to cash it out??
Alex: Nah, the market's about to crash. I'm goin' for a mil.
(Market recovers, all short positions get fucked, Iran doesn't do jack shit, and account get's blown)
**Next Week**
Fletch: Sup dude? How you floatin'?
Alex: I'm not. Account just Round Tripped. Back to zero.
by realshit225 August 16, 2024
