Cunt punch

When the penis is so enormous that your pussy feels like it's getting brutalized in the best way. That's true romance.

I'm in love. He cunt punched the shit out of my pussy last night.

by Vsleazy September 25, 2014

Donkey Punch

The melee attack with the plasma pistol in Halo 2.

I just donked that mother fuckin covenant with a donkey punch.

by Donker July 8, 2007

crotch punch

Being punched or punching someone in the crotch, rather than kicking. Some people have nifty catch phrases they yell while crotch punching, such as coca cola

"COCA COLA" *punches crotch*
"ow my crotch got crotch punched"

by Kittles December 25, 2006

Jackrabbit punch

A Jackrabbitpunch is when a guy named Jack walks up and swats you with a rabbit. He holds the rabbit by its ears (or by its horns if the rabbit is also a rabbi).

This is sometimes accompanied by his shaking you roughly while screaming "Who taught you how to LIVE like that you asshole?" at the top of his lungs, over and over and over and over and over again.

Shit.....see that bag he's carrying? Ten dollars says he comes over here and tries to Jackrabbit punch me.

by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009

punch drunk

Acting giggly and retarded as if you were drunk but its really only because your so damn tired.

"We were punch drunk from staying up so late"

by Kiki February 10, 2004

koala punch

When you are really frustrated at work, and feel like punching a small animal (especially a koala).

John was so frustrated when he got home from work, he koala punched his girlfriend's shitzu.

by FrustratedAtWork February 4, 2009

falcon punch

The act of pulling out of a woman during intercourse, then punching her in the vagina so far that your fist reaches her uterus from the inside. The act is most effective when used completely at random and accompanied by screaming "falcon punch!"

"Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me. Hey, why'd you..."

"Falcon punch!"

"FUCK NO"

by Dmitri B December 3, 2006