PTM Octavian

A guy who became a taxi driver

PTM Octavian is a very good driver

by Jeff1235 August 22, 2023

relationship ptsd

Revisiting the sins of your ex on your current relationship.

My poor husband. Because of my relationship PTSD I expect him to act just the same way my ex did.

by LivLongandProsper May 6, 2015

Flaming pterodactyl

When a female takes on five guys at once. One penis in both hands, one in her mouth, one in her vagina and one in her butthole. Then as she is going through the motions the guy putting it in her butt, lights her hair on fire, completing flaming pterodactyl.

Jane had a lot of fun doing the flaming pterodactyl last night.

by P-swag11 October 11, 2015

Reverse PTSD

When you uncontrollably have flashbacks of a really enjoyable experience that makes you want to relive the experience again.

Ever since I went to that strip club I've been having reverse PTSD over it and want to go back.

by BigMoist January 1, 2017

flying pterodactyl

When your fucking your girlfriend and you grab her upper hip area and start spinning her around in a circle with your dick still inside her until she flies off.

Man! I gave my girl the Flying Pterodactyl last night, and now she has four head injuries.

by 1e6n3b December 10, 2017

Bacon PTSD

Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) is a mental health condition that's triggered by a terrifying event — either experiencing it or witnessing it. Symptoms may include flashbacks, nightmares and severe anxiety, as well as uncontrollable thoughts about the event.

Bacon PTSD is recognized by the subject having witnessed or experienced a loss of bacon so undeniably soul shattering that the act of cooking bacon causes cold sweats or anxiety and even flashbacks to the event in question.

Jason is suffering from Bacon PTSD after his doggo, Holmes, began to develop the habit of jumping up on the counter to eat the freshly cooked bacon whenever Jason wasn't looking. Now, the thought of making bacon for breakfast or even a delicious deli sandwich haunts Jason with the fear of becoming riddled with burn marks from bacon grease only to find that he is unable to eat his hard-earned bacon. Jason is so messed up from Bacon PTSD that he considered getting rid of his doggo so he can eat bacon in peace once more.

by claymøre August 27, 2018

Dirty Ptolemy

When you are standing in the mirror and take a photo of yourself completely naked grinning and cover your genitals with a vinegar bottle.

person 1 - “did you see his recent post...he was ‘dirty ptolemying’”
person 2 - “no way! i’ve never done a ‘dirty ptolemy”

person 1 - “you should try it, you get a lot of clout”

by nothing lass ;) April 30, 2020