When you are at a party and a girl is all over you on the couch and you can’t get up or get her off.
Dude you have a girlfriend you can’t be all over Jessica like that.
What was I supposed to do she had me in a prison couch!
What was I supposed to do she had me in a prison couch!
by Bigshmoneydawg September 26, 2021
Get the prison couch mug.When you hit your golf ball closer to the pin than the previous guy. You are getting inside of the closest shot. For instance during a scramble, If Eric hits a shot close to the pin, the team want Josh to get inside of him.
by Bruno Von Schnoz September 28, 2021
Get the Prison Golf mug.It is as horrible of the song NO KORE TEARS TO CRY as , the JIGSAW PRISON EXPERIMENT is the THINK TANK SKANK of very unpleasant discomforts that build more and more in intensity from the excretions and natural LIFE SAMPLES that the PEDOPHILE'S body put out PRISON somewhere
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 29, 2021
Get the JIGSAW PRISON EXPERIMENT mug.While out in the yard, DeAndrye knew it was prison pucker time when daddy told him to suck off the block
by BooBooBearGingerSnaps September 30, 2021
Get the prison pucker mug.(1) A glorious, swift, and cheap mass expedition of justice for the salvation of the tax payer. (2) The type of welcomed arson—by all—that both financially saves and violently purifies a community or nation. (3) A grueling punishment of various degrees, such as temperature and burns, in which a population of inmates must suddenly, collectively, and submissively endure behind locked bars for the economic benefit of the community or nation.
Auditor: “How many hours did you manage the prison last quarter, and how much did it cost?”
Warden: “Hmm… 2-3 hours. It cost $15 for matches and lighter fluid—all for the prison fire that will pay for the new high school football stadium.”
Warden: “Hmm… 2-3 hours. It cost $15 for matches and lighter fluid—all for the prison fire that will pay for the new high school football stadium.”
by 7even 4our 1ne August 3, 2021
Get the Prison Fire mug.The act of holding down an unwilling participant and placing your rectum over both their eyes leaving the look of sunglasses made from feces.
This is also to done to assert dominants among young men and leaves the victim feeling vulnerable and ashamed.
This is also to done to assert dominants among young men and leaves the victim feeling vulnerable and ashamed.
"Hey new kid looks like a beta faggot lets give him a prison-mudshade"
"Yea I'll hold him down and you wipe your ass on his eyes"
"Yea I'll hold him down and you wipe your ass on his eyes"
by Annonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn October 25, 2012
Get the prison-mudshade mug.Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon- a festive sex act perpetrated upon new inmates upon their being processed into central lock up and the main prison population in American Prisons- usually occasioned on but not exclusive to Halloween. Turning a new inmate into a "carved blumkin" usually involves his person being purchased as a "wife" (read: "bitch"), in exchange for cigarettes or other such bartered items- as opposed to his merely remaining another bartered item himself (read "everybody's fuck). The act of "carving a blumkin" is therefore both a marital and Hallows Eve ceremonial process of incarceration. The celebration begins with general crotch grabbing by the guests, bachelor, and best men. This is followed immediately by smuggled spoons percussed against the bars, (a clever substitution for wedding bells), calling all to the the altar (read: commode) for the fraternal ritual defecation- followed thereupon with more spoons beating upon the bars, prompting the bachelor to carry his unsuspecting object of adoration directly to his bunk in an act of non consensual conjugal sex (read rape), as a rite of dysfunctional sexual passage... in more ways than one (read: anally). The beating of spoons on bars during the "carving of the blumkin" is the origin for many of our traditions on the outside, such as ringing spoons upon glasses to make the bride and groom kiss upon command.
Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon - "Ohhh, hell yeah, check out tha' new 'fish'! Awwww! Is gom be one helluva Happy mutha freakin' all Hollowed Out eve full o' sweet new meat all up in hea! Woop woop! Soon as I pinch off dis heah loaf, I gon carve me up a piece o'dat fine assed Blumkin o' his with dis hea niggaz Holloweeny!!!"
by StalinLovesCIAfakeMSM March 2, 2013
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