Prison Pitcher

A slang term for Toilet. Often used when talking about making or mixing alcoholic drinks in a toilet.

“Hey I made a Prison Pitcher of Punch!”

by Shenxiou March 5, 2022

Prison Firework

Is when four in a cell hold down one man and the fifth guy slowly edges him with the tip of his ass until he explodes.

"HOLD HIM DOWN, I'm gonna start a PRISON FIREWORK"

by ConCoonery March 28, 2023

prison

It's like school, but you can't leave

whoops, I accidentally threw a Molotov through the window of a Seven-Eleven, guess I gotta go to prison now.

by EmptyHuskOfHumanity September 9, 2021

First time prisoner defense

The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.

This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.

"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"

"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."

by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022

prison turd

A turd so large, nothing else can fit in your prison wallet.

Joe almost got prison raped, but his prison turd saved him.

by Joe Somebody 68 November 30, 2018

This Place is a Prison

A phrase commonly used when one is distressed by something someone has done, expressing a feeling of being trapped in an unplesant situation.

Usually used when one laments being present for something, or being unable to escape it.

"Fortnite Among Us Sussy Balls!!"

"This place is a prison."

by mintymalty January 4, 2024

Prisoners of Catan

A pun used to describe the lengthy nature of a game of the popular board game, "Settlers of Catan".

"Please don't make us play another round of "Prisoners of Catan"! It takes so long to play!"

by LoneMeme April 18, 2015