potato bomb

a form of mashed starch appearing cool on the outside yet blistering hot in the center which is often not discovered until right before swallowing where at this point it is lodged in the esophugus and burns the tissue causing swelling and loss of taste.

OH MY GOD! a potato bomb exploded in my mouth and now i have to call into work and drink beer all day to relieve the excrutiating and disabilitating pain,

by Megan Carrell September 24, 2005

shirt potatoes

See breasts, tits or boobs.

My god, look at those shirt potatoes!

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

Baked Potato

Placing your non-erect cock in between someones butt cheeks.

I sneaked up on Suzannah while she was bending over tying her shoe, and placed my penis down her exposed butt crack and shouted "Baked Potato!"

by Yum--cake balls January 5, 2011

dirty potatos

When the male inserts his testicles into a womans anus and pulls them out. The resulting testicles will look like DIRTY POTATOS.

Nobody likes the taste of dirty potatos.

by SnakeStang May 30, 2008

horny potato

The "69" sexual position, but instead of pleasuring each other's genitals, they pleasure each other's rectums.

"I caught my parent's giving each other the horny potato last night"

by Baskmaster K November 17, 2007

Faggot Potatoes

Used to describe something that is shit/ disappointing

or someone who is being a buzzkill

that is absolute faggot potatoes

dude, don't be such a faggot potato

by Spudmaster General November 1, 2011

potato goggles

You are said to be wearing potato goggles if you are primarily attracted to White people, especially if you are non-White.

Karl: "I think Kyle is super cute. I like his smile."

Davey: "I don't see what you see but I have potato goggles so what do I know!"

by haveagooddavey January 7, 2017