Lobster Potting

Utilising a police helicopter's infrared scanner to watch a couple having sex, with their consent, typically whilst in a swinging relationship with said couple

I was fired from the South Yorkshire police force for Lobster Potting

by Kadeshiseraph June 12, 2018

nigger pot

When a nigger gives you a pot

Hey, thanks for the nigger pot!

by Skillotrix July 22, 2018

Yogurt Potted

This is a naturally occurring phenomenon that happens during intercourse. When a man is giving his finest sexual efforts and climaxes inside of his woman but with the women on top. You are then left in the situation where the seminal fluid is held inside the vagina with nothing but a penis stopping its gravitational exit onto your belly.

The moment at which the female "gets up offa that thing", the genitally enforced seal is released and the contents emptied all over your lower abdomen ... rather like the upturning of a freshly opened yogurt pot.

Man 1: Yo, how did you get on with her last night?

Man 2: yeh geez went really well, she rode me like sea biscuit but sadly got up too quickly and Yogurt Potted me hard.

Man 1: Sorry to hear that mate, should have gone for the flip and roll technique ...

by drummermanadam July 24, 2018

pot mouth

Getting serious dry mouth after smoking pot

dude! i got serious pot mouth right now bro
(i am high as writing this lol)

by plzhumpme March 7, 2023

pleasure pot

The term used for those that have to rub one out in a secret “beat off spot” otherwise known as the pleasure pot. Not only is the pleasure pot a place to get your best thinking achieved, but the ability to get off without interruption is unmatched.

Her: Where’s Chuck going?
Him: To the pleasure pot.

Her: What’s that?
Him: To the bathroom to beat one off in hiding to achieve uninterrupted maximum pleasure. Not only can he get his best thinking done, but easy clean up job as well.

Her: Wow! Maybe I should start using the pleasure pot.

Him: Absolutely, Highly recommend! It’s a one stop shot!

by BTibbs July 20, 2023

Pot Princess

a female who’s high class and very respected, but smokes weed like no other

Did you know the class valid Victorian smokes weed? She’s a pot princess.

by hoochie_mama January 7, 2022

Whipping the pot

The act of stirring crack cocaine while it is cooking

My wrist is killing me, I was whipping the pot all night long.

by Barefootbilly February 16, 2022