Pole scrubbing mustache

A mustache most commonly found on leather boys,i.e. Tom of Finnland. Must be large bushy and over the lip so that it scrubs the partners pole.

I dont know if Wilford Brimley is gay or not, I'm just saying he's got a pole scrubbing mustache.

by Brett Bennetts January 31, 2009

mato on a cane pole

referring to a penis with a big head and long skinny shaft

That boy has a mato on a cane pole

by carriekid1 September 3, 2010

frogging ash pole

A hilariously bad re-dubbed piece of dialogue used in place of "fucking asshole" in the summer 1998 film "There's Something About Mary" when lovesick Ted (played by Ben Stiller) confronts stalkers Healy (Matt Dillon), a former private eye hired by Ted to find her who subsequently also falls for Mary and Tucker (Lee Evans), a friend of Mary's pretending to be someone other than his pizza delivery job really is.

Healy: You're calling <i>me</i> a stalker?

Ted: (waving bottle) You're a frogging ash pole.

by Urban Squirrel March 8, 2013

stripper pole central

A term used by a girl of African descent at my school. Used to desribe a girl looking slutty in appearance

A black girl at school was walking towards another black girl. One girl was wearing a tank top and the other said "Wat you be wearin, this aint no stripper pole central.

by Jamaaal November 5, 2007

pissing up a pole

a complete waste of time and effort that backfires anyway.
like spitting into the wind, but worse.

see also piss up a rope

If you've been nominated for the same award 4 times and never won, to nominate yourself _again_ is like pissing up a pole.

by Quitcher April 3, 2008

Game's up the pole

1. Used when something is ruined.

2. Used when a conversation is stopped due to a bad joke.

1. 'Fuck, the stupid Mac froze.'
'Pffft, games up the pole.'

2. 'Communism!'
'Games up the pole, homes.'

by Jonny Campbell June 11, 2004

Pole Troll Patrol

The "Pole Troll Patrol" see Pole Troll is a group of gay men that gather and hunt in groups. This gaggle of gays can be found in your local supermarket, mall or even in your school, huddled together and checking out all the straight guys that they think they can turn to their side. Distinguishing characteristics are neck rolls and an abundance use of the words " I would let him ride me three ways to Sunday!" followed by group cheers.

Jeff: Ah shit!! There goes Sweetie and the Pole Troll Patrol! How am I ever gonna be able to change my clothes in this locker room with them standing around!?
Kenneth: I don't know man, but I know I saw them looking me up and down again.
Jeff: Fuck this shit man I'm outta here!

by Desaundrea Morton-Pusey December 6, 2006