1. When a man asks his woman to lie down whilst he places his testicles in her mouth and asks his woman to perform hand-job on his penis. The man then asks his woman to hum creating a vibrating sensation on the balls. This bring great pleasure for the man. The man then asks his woman to close her eyes, the woman knows she is in for surprise. The man takes a drag from his pipe. While holding in his smoke the man excretes feces on his woman's face and exhales the smoke in the same general area. This creates the illusion of a cigar smoking trumpet player.
Jon Nguyen: My woman is cigar smoking trumpet player
Chi Voung: Wow how you get woman to be so tarented?
Chi Voung: Wow how you get woman to be so tarented?
by KimYongEel December 6, 2009
Get the cigar smoking trumpet player mug.Should not be confused with walking sti or manwhore, which are two completely different definitions. A player, or playa is used to usually describe a specimen of the male species with an increased knowledge and experience of interactions with the female species. The key difference between a player and the other two terms is that a player uses their charms and experiences to establish more positive relationships with his victims. This individual is revered by his fellow males and sometimes fought over by women. While he may have more female friends than the average man, the player is the most positive influence out of the three, as he seeks quality over quantity. Can actually have a steady girlfriend with many female friends (friends only, no "benefits" included).
G1: OMFG, BOB IS SO HOT!!
G2: I know, isn't he hot.....he's such a player. I wish he weren't already taken.
G2: I know, isn't he hot.....he's such a player. I wish he weren't already taken.
by nmns December 31, 2007
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Guy that is skilled in playin' the game of pretending to care about a women. A true player always has women.
by Taylor Chris August 18, 2006
Get the player mug.Noah: yo that Ben kid is a player
Jen: eww I hate him, thats why i slapped him
Victoria: no he is the coolest
Noah: totally dude
Jen: eww I hate him, thats why i slapped him
Victoria: no he is the coolest
Noah: totally dude
by koolnss May 22, 2009
Get the player mug.See that player over there? He's had sex with all six girls he's sitting with on four different occasions. He doesn't even have time for masturbation!
Johnny's got a sex-to-masturbation ratio of 2.06. What a player.
Johnny's got a sex-to-masturbation ratio of 2.06. What a player.
by kevdawg69 January 6, 2011
Get the player mug.A term describing a guy who instantly becomes a "player" when drunk, due to the alcohol causing a lack of inhibitions, the guy flirts and hits-on girls without hesitation with success.
Guy 1: Did you see Tom spit game to all those bitches?
Guy 2: Tom the Nerd?
Guy 1: Yeah! The dude was so shitfaced he went into player mode!
Guy 2: Tom the Nerd?
Guy 1: Yeah! The dude was so shitfaced he went into player mode!
by Marvin Room May 16, 2012
Get the Player Mode mug.I used to be one of those lame cs players with a girlfriend, Now I have no girlfriend and I am a dod player.
by rucool March 6, 2003
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