piss trench 

Woman's front waste functional.

Piss trench, piss flaps, fanny , twat. Etc

piss trench by Daft crack pj January 23, 2014

piss crook 

Adjective, meaning "hung over" in New Zealand English slang. Comes from "piss" (alcohol; getting drunk) and "crook" (NZ/Aus/UK sick; ill), literally "alcohol sick". Usually implies that vomiting is involved.

Mate, I was so piss crook yesterday, couldn't stop chundering aye.

piss crook by morninglory07 January 11, 2015

Piss Stiffy 

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.

Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.

Piss Stiffy by Camshot4 June 8, 2016

piss to my ear 

When someone is talking bullshit

Person 1: ”Believe it or not but I found a real diamond last night and..".
Person 2: ...”Don’t piss to my ear!"

piss to my ear by Thehostess April 24, 2017

piss pain 

The horrible, nagging pain that you feel when you have an urgent need to take a leak!

Where is the toilet? I've got a terrible piss pain!

piss pain by Arbitrator June 18, 2017

piss shnart 

When you sneeze so hard you pee yourself and shit yourself.

(Pre-tense) piss shnart
(Present-tense) piss shnart
(Post -tense) piss shnarted

Person one: "achoo! Pfffffft! Oh no"
Person two: "Fuck dude, you ok?"
Person one: "no, I just piss shnarted "

piss shnart by TheAtomicToaster July 6, 2017

Piss rocks 

A made up phrase by Ethan Dolan used to describe how surprised he was when he bit his tongue

"Holy piss rocks I just took a chunk out of my tongue AHH"

Piss rocks by beingdolans November 8, 2017