The Alien Pete

When you shoot candy balls into your anus from a alien dildo.

Last night George pulled a The Alien Pete with candy balls with his girlfriend.

by Hiarchy September 8, 2021

two pete

The act of allowing two men to take turns slapping you in the face with their shaven ballsacks.

" Your looking alert ", "Why thank you I had a two pete last night !"

by T-Roy Tickle July 29, 2022

Pete

An unfortunate tragedy of events occur when an individual doesn’t apply Pete Repellent (PP) regularly to their lips and is exposed by the sun or a drop in their immune system.

Ah fok Juzzy, I think I’m getting a Pete!

Do you have any PP on you?

Yes, of course. That was arrogant to not bring any.

by Pete Retief May 11, 2023

Pete

A handsome, bubbly and cute in the eyes of his babi! He is prone to eat lots of food on the evening. On most occasions is quite witty and sometimes slow. Never let go of this man!

Pete is quite handsome young man!

by Self praising idiot! November 23, 2021

A little Pete Murray

If you’re hungover or feeling rough from self-inflicted pain, the phrase suggests you’ve definitely “seen better days” or felt better - a nod to Australian singer Pete Murray’s track Better Days.

Aussie 1: How are you feeling after last night? Looked like you had a big one!

Aussie 2: Yeah, nah look, I'm definitely feelin' a little Pete Murray today

by saurus84 August 19, 2025

pete victory

a brazen declaration of victory full-well knowing you lost

originated from Pete Buttigieg’s celebration of a victory in the 2020 Iowa caucus, before the results that he had not won had come out

“He came 3rd”
“Wtf? He’s telling everyone he won!”
“Ugh, he’s declaring a Pete victory?”

by gswan February 4, 2020

Texas Pete facial

When you shake a slightly opened bottle of Texas Pete hot sauce unknowing that it was open and slinging hot sauce into someone’s face and eyes.

That shit was hot!!

Well that’s a Texas Pete facial for ya.

by Soupdetaco March 9, 2024