Penis

Sinep backwards, a type of mustard from Iceland.

Guy 1: I like squirting Penis on my hot dogs.
Guy 2: Dumbass, you mean Sinep.

by LeilaSP March 26, 2019

Penis

Something that hangs below my knees

Somethings afoot, oh yeah it's my penis!

by Logic0228 November 11, 2019

Penis

Owners of this particular organ tend to be arrogant for without a reason. The arrogance amazes others because they usually, most indeed, have absolutely nothing to be arrogant about. They also tend to only think with it and think that lesbians will "convert" after it. Also known as a "Cherry Popper", this organ can get out of control, and blow at any moment given. This organ is the downfall of the race, by failing to realize the other organ, vagina, does indeed have pain when this organ is insert into it's vaginal canal.

Damn, you must have some big penis.

by Zwitter_Kokain August 25, 2005

Penis

long thing

by Anonymous December 5, 2002

peni

plural for penis

those guys have Peni

by Taylor February 22, 2004

Penis

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU LOOK THIS UP!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!69696969696969?!?!?!?!?

Damn, you looked up the word penis in the urban DICKtionary? Wow...and I thought I didn't have a life

by jkgnkf July 24, 2015

Penis

A device men use for direction in life. However, it's not always smart to let your little head think for your big head but how are you supposed to know which one's your big head anyways?

Dude 1: "Man I don't know what to do. My penis wants me to stay out but I know I shouldn't
Dude 2: "I'd follow my penis if I was you. It always points north."

by 5678901234 December 6, 2009