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FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched

Referring to all social media picture posts as LAME.
General from someone who doesn't use social media and thinks it is a joke, government policing system.
Basically, Say social media posts are for the grossest of people.
FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched
F-Patched Oh, I scooped that girl/guy off of Tinder and they FPatched me all over their Instagram and FFB the day after our connection.
FPatch my nuts on your accounts, Baby!

I was F-Patched at my cousin's wedding and my mom will not stop sharing it with everyone.

Yeah, we can F-Patch the video, no faces though....
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Patches the cat

Patches the cat is a fucking beauty. He can take multiple cocks at the same time without missing a beat because he is a savage of the highest degree.
Patches the cat is the greatest of all time. He can't be stopped. His only weakness is a tight Justin bum.
by SaviorofThePatchy February 22, 2021
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sour patch slut

She sucked me off for a bag of sour patch kids, she a sour patch slut for sure!
by Baerinatux February 9, 2019
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Cabbage Patch hug

A social-distance way to safely express a hug, by holding your arms straight out at your sides, like a Cabbage Patch Kid doll, while standing 6 feet apart. During the coronavirus pandemic quarantines of 2019-2020, people were told, "wash your hands," "wear a mask, and "social distance" to avoid transmitting or getting the Rona.
"I'm so glad to see you, Aunt Sara! Gimme a big hug.
"No, baby, we can't do that. (Spreads her arms wide) Cabbage Patch hug, at a distance! When this damn COVID-19 thing is over, I'll hug you 10 times to make up for it."
"All right, Aunt Sara. Here's a Cabbage Patch hug for my favorite aunt.
by Telly Watt-Amagonadou May 25, 2020
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Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts lagginbehind and starts being lazy as fuck
God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’
by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020
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Sasquatch Patch

Conner's sasquatch patch is peeking out from under his jorts.
by hottestbitchtowalktheearth9 March 10, 2012
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