iron pants

An aggressive, domineering, misandristic woman whom is latently or manifestly homosexual.

Ted: Jane is looking pretty hot! I'm going to tag some puss!

Bill: Ha ha ha, you mean iron pants? Good luck, that bitch will amputate your dick.

by jpopie April 3, 2011

nuddy pants

when you are wearing pants that are, quite literally, skin colored-i.e. you are wearing no pants

Barbie: last night, i got like drunk i danced in my nuddy pants
Ken: Oh.

by tayzor October 27, 2003

ants in the pants

someone who has a bug in there pubes like crabs.

jessica is really hot" "yeah but i heard shes got ants in the pants.

by stackattack January 13, 2011

Tuna Pants

The underwear of a woman of 'loose values' and poor hygeine. A whores knickers. A smelly flange.

"I say Jeeves, I took Miss Kerrington home last night for a bit of 'hows your father' only to discover she was wearing tuna pants and had a very smelly minge"

On addressing a slut: "Oi, Tuna Pants!"

by DougieT May 30, 2006

Parker Pants

A term for having no pants on.
Completely naked below the waist.

Sarah came out of the shower and had her shirt on already but was still in her parker pants.

by Parker Pants February 16, 2008

funny pants

A funny pants is someone who cracks a joke

HAHAH that's the funniest thing I've ever heard, you are such a funny pants!!!

by Stif Mike December 9, 2008

pee pants

A dainty, small framed and pretentious male usually with an uncircumcised penis.

-"Hey, that kid is really into the tea game."

-"Yeah, he's a fucking pee pants."

-"Did that kid just pee his pants?"

-"Nah, his urine just gets caught in the foreskin!"

by bluntroller99 March 19, 2013