panda punch

A punch from a homosexual male. Using all their strength, this individual can only exert a weak jab.

Bryson's punches are panda punches

by dirtee san-chez June 23, 2006

sad panda

an unhappy chink

During my vacation in China, I saw many sad pandas when all the rice was gone.

by biden is gay July 27, 2019

butters panda

Someone who is butters but also has their makeup all over their face i.e mascara after a party or eyeliner in the morning

felisha:oh my days chanel, your makeup is bare smudged!
chanel:oh my gosh girl, are you chattin shit?
felisha:nah blud, you look bare butters panda!
chanel:ah that's wack girl,i gotta get me some wipes!

by Jezzebel November 26, 2007

Tuesday Panda

A very specific term for a street vendor who does not have a stand or cart, but only sells items from a box, rug, or cooler. Water bottle sellers, and most vendors on streetcorners with only a towel covered in items would qualify as Tuesday Pandas. The implication is that they have no hard property other than the items they are made to sell, no stand, cart, or table. The term comes from Beijing where Tuesday Pandas are common, originally it came from the story that when the Pandas in the zoo cannot be found (tuesdays) they have been sent out on the streets to sell things to help fix their delapidated cages.

Hey, somebody go to that tuesday panda and get some two kuai water!

by Maxzilla July 17, 2006

Panda Express

A chinaman with a premature ejaculation problem.

Me no likey massage Panda Express. He make big white mess on table!

by SnackTime23 December 6, 2013

Z-Panda

1. Someone who has absolutely no life.
2. SOmeone who's muscles are bigger than his brains.
3. Someone whose muscles are absolutely non-existant
4. Someone who cannot be any more gay than he is now....
5. supipoop luvs **** ...............srry that was totally irrelevent

Z-Panda's fuck friend runs away with his pubic hair

by me! April 6, 2003

Panda sex

To have sex and leave
Based on the dictionary definition of Panda "Eats shoots and leaves"

I'm only after a quick bit of panda sex

by Drivenabout August 20, 2015