Pecker puffin

A woman that gives head on the regular to any man because she is addicted to sucking dick for a better job placement at work or on the farm

I here that Donna and Katie have been pecker puffin for some doughnuts at the farm with the homies and the gangsters

by DR.S Moostie June 17, 2019

parker

he is a beaver looking bubbly buck teeth cracker

damn parker really looks like a hamster

by zephlover123 November 21, 2019

Pacer test

The worst gym activity known to man! Basically u line up at the starting line and when u hear a go signal, obviously u start running or jogging. u have to get to the finish line before the beep. But it keeps going until everyone gets out. The last kid left is 99.99999999999999% an athletic kid. When the gym teacher assigns a pacer test, it is just a death sentence with extra steps.

Gabe: yo Ian we are having a pacer test today
Ian: put something nice on my grave(๑•﹏•)

by Chantix turkey April 29, 2020

Parkerpaulsonism

A person that likes wierd girls is usually In a friend group and thinks there are more than 2 genders is also a bit dumbfounded in every sport he plays he thinks he is good but he is not

I believe my friend has parkerpaulsonism

by Parker Paulson March 22, 2021

Pecker pad

Area of developed fat around the pubic region that accumulates when a man is overweight.

My boyfriend really needs to hit the gym, hes developing a pecker pad.

by JustinWB82 August 25, 2021

Packet Client

shitty Minecraft Windows 10 Client

verb: You turn gay if you use packet client

Noun: shit mc client

Man 1: bro, do you use packet client?

boy 1: yes! its the best client in the world!

Man 1: kill yourself autist

by PacketClient April 8, 2022

coffee packet

a coffee packet is another saying for tea bag. our teacher, mrs. v, wouldnt let us say tea bag, prolly because she knew what it meant. i didnt think teachers knew about tea bags

the other week i dropped a coffee packet on that bitches face

by stu f. May 3, 2004