by PineappleJuice May 14, 2015

by mattypatty1013 May 18, 2018

More of a stigma than the akcual condition, this slang term refers to parents who impose their children the same screen time limits as the persons who "only" subscribe to 20~100 YouTube channels even though these children subscribe to 600+ YouTube channels.
My friends think I’m a bad parent just because I "only" let my kids watch YouTube for 2 hours per day. I mean, they have subscriptions to over 600 channels — they just have the same screen time as the persons who "only" subscribe to 20~100 YouTube channels!
by Emotional Cruiser August 10, 2025

Homie #1: "Ever since my dad left and mom started smoking crack, I've been spending most nights at Jack's house. His parents are super nice, they don't mind me being over so much at all."
Homie #2: "That's great man, it sounds like you've got yourself some fake parents."
Homie #2: "That's great man, it sounds like you've got yourself some fake parents."
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar November 2, 2023

A parent or guardian that you have that everyone either finds funny, or loveable, and they want them to be their parent. Coffee is related because everyone likes coffee
by Dwilli February 28, 2021

1- Mother or father.
2- Living beings that procreated and resulted in the birth of other living beings.
2- Living beings that procreated and resulted in the birth of other living beings.
My parent is a good person.
by Coldandhot October 14, 2023
