Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion

When you put an unopened umbrella in a man's urethra and, once it is firmly in place, you open up the umbrella.

Guy 1: Bro, my dick hurts so bad.

Guy 2: Why, what happened last night?

Guy 1: Sarah gave me a Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion and now my dick looks like the Sarlacc Pit.

by djmagicb2002 January 28, 2020

shower onion

The pearl onion sized load that falls out of a lady after a night of unprotected sex in the #1 hole.

Suzie dropped a shower onion the morning after meeting a used car salesman at the bar.

by Bill Todd is a legend February 13, 2021

Onion-tended Consequences Burger

A special burger with onion

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Onion-tended Consequences Burger, it's got onion!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

tip-toeing around the onions

To work hard and be wary of right and wrong choices, usually used when discussing or describing work history and/or life choices.

MOM: "Your father and I have worked so hard trying to give you and your brothers the best life possible!"

DAUGHTER: " You don't think I don't know that!"

MOM: "You have no idea! We've both been Tip-toeing Around The Onions since birth for you!"

DAUGHTER: " Okay, Okay I get it, Jeez!"

by LastKARENnight August 26, 2012

Ogre and onion math formula

Ogres have twice the number of layer as onions so (Ogre layers ÷ 2 = Onion layers) and (Onion layers x 2 = Ogre layer)

Today class we are learning about the Ogre and onion math formula so get your text books out.

by BobbyRandyRoss May 24, 2017

beat street and onion ave

When someone is left out of an activity.

Sally : Did you get me a ticket for the game?
Dan : Nah, your on beat street and onion ave.

by The_Streets October 12, 2017

raw red onion breath

Any injury that results in bleeding from the mouth.

Damn, he got snuck. He got raw red onion breath, he lost a tooth.

by Black_Lavis215 January 6, 2017