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benefit bum

From the UK. Usually aged 18-25, shops at lidl or aldi, lives off government benefits in a council flat in Leeds, has three cheating exes and some have 5 children for the carers allowance money.

The females sometimes have big boobies in order to feed all their kids.

Heavy smoker, highly unattractive and obese, eats ready meals for every meal and washes it down with a 3 pound bottle of wine from the corner shop, has a very unoriginal British name like Sarah or Kai.

A certain comedian I don't know the name of made a song about this. Look up "shopping in lidl song"
A: Sigh. Sharon is such a benefit bum.
T: I know, right? I saw her nicking a lil tots push iron to pay for her ciggies.

A: Oye Oye!! Bloody hell that was my bike I'm gonna bloody kill her!
by TheSwaggyHobo November 28, 2019
mugGet the benefit bummug.

bum twinkle

Bum twinkle. It's where your asshole gets a itch on your inner rim!
by Bum twinkle March 20, 2017
mugGet the bum twinklemug.

bum nuzzler

How to call them an "ass kiss" and sound original.
Christy has been in the boss’s office for 10 minutes. What a bum nuzzler. - or as a verb - Christy has been in the boss’s office bum nuzzling him for the last 10 minutes.
by jimmy2fast December 2, 2009
mugGet the bum nuzzlermug.

slanty bum

When a female has straight back with little to no ass at all. The ass appears to be one with the thighs.
Judy had a big booty but Sarah has a slanty bum.
by byrdmanjenkins April 4, 2015
mugGet the slanty bummug.

Bum Road

Understanding Bum Road requires some knowledge on the religion of Bochism. Bochism is a small sect located mainly in Southern Ontario but has been documented in Amsterdam, Netherlands as well. Similar to the Garden of Eden in Christianity, Bum Road is an integral part of Bochism, along with veganism. It represents the journey of life, the path which Bum Roaders follow on their journey of becoming a Boch. Bum Roaders mainly worship Joaquin Phoenix, although they still pray to several of his disciples, including Laverne Cox and Ruby Rose. The term “Bum Road” can be heard used in a variety of contexts by fellow Bum Roaders. It can be a negative or a positive thing, or simply be synonymous for anal sex.
“You have a Biology exam? Uhhh that is sooooo Bum Road”
“It’s 420 BUM ROADDDDDD”
“Omg last night my boyfriend took me on a trip down Bum Road for the first time ;)”
by Bochy e December 4, 2019
mugGet the Bum Roadmug.

Clay bum

When you wipe your bum and there is a clay like matter on the paper.
I was wiping for ages last night. Turns out I’ve got a bad case of clay bum.
by Fjdb565656 March 30, 2020
mugGet the Clay bummug.

bum udder

A man or woman can get these by eating too much of the wrong stuff........ You guessed it, piles. Doctors will suggest more fibre and fruit in your diet.
Simon "I can't sit down" Brad "you must have bum udders"
by RAWSTAN August 26, 2015
mugGet the bum uddermug.

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