bum-looker

1) Someone who is strangely fascinated by the butts of other individuals, be they either male or female. Some bum-lookers are preferentially attracted to the bums of the opposite sex, while some may be homosexual in nature. Other bum-lookers are simply fascinated by the asses of both sexes.

Bum lookers can often be ashamed of their ass obsession, as this can also extend beyond the realm of human exchange to that of animals. The deeply invested bum-looker can also become overwhelmed by the visual addiction to the butts any animal, such as dogs or cats, horses and other farm animals. Bum-lookers cannot help their strange perverted fascination with the behind. Anytime a situation arises when a new interaction takes place between the bum-looker and another individual, the bum looker may not be able to emotionally seperate his feeling toward the ass of the thing he is talking to and the face or head of the animal or person. When the bum looker looks at the face, all he really sees and can can consider is the butt on the other side of the individual. In fact I would surmise that some bum-lookers are actually not only perverts, but also a bunch of emotionally infantile, anally-retentive retarded buttwhifs.

2) Another definition would be someone who looks like a bum but possibly isn't actually homelesss. This kind of bum-looker just looks like a bum. People who don't shower for weeks at a time are often "bum-lookers".
"I don't know 'bout you guys but I prefer a girl with a nice ass... As long as its plump and round, somethin' fer me to squezze and bump up with when I do her... thats what I like. She can be tall or short, redhead or brunette and have little of big tits, but I dig the butt..."

"Yeah, you know Tom and I know you Dick. We know how obsessed you are by ass... Sometimes when we watch you we notice..."

"Dick's a Bum-looker, Harry. Don't cha know?", says Tom. "He's can't stop himself from staring at peoples butts. He's indiscriminate. I've caught him looking at my grandma's butt dude, and that's just gross... I've even caught him looking at your ass sometimes Man. What's up Dick? You scopin' out tha dude-tang?"

"Hey FUCK YOU, TOM!" Say Dick.

"You Bum-looker!!", Says Harry. "Whats you fuckin' problem? Are you fuckin' queer or somethin', man?"

Suddenly a hot sexy goes walking by and all three get distracted. Dick is tranfixed as he becomes caught in the trance of some blonde jogger with her plump-bouncy sweet co-ed butt-cheeks. Then just as suddenly, out of the blue some fat ugly biker chick Decks Dick right in the jaw, and he falls off the park bench to the ground in a daze, seeing stars, quite bewildered actually...

"YOU, BUM-LOOKER!!! STOP SLOBBERIN' OVER MY GIRLFRIEND!!!"

"Well shit man," says Tom to Dick. "I guess that's what you get when you can't control yourself..."
by PennyWennyJenny October 30, 2014
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Clay bum

When you wipe your bum and there is a clay like matter on the paper.
I was wiping for ages last night. Turns out I’ve got a bad case of clay bum.
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bum twinkle

Bum twinkle. It's where your asshole gets a itch on your inner rim!
Look at that mans bum twinkle
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Bum Sink

Slang for the toilet, especially when it includes a water jet anus cleaning system.
Q: "Where is Donald?

A: "He is on the bum sink taking a shit"
by Roger R. Rogerson-Rogers August 19, 2019
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bum skiddly

Another term for marijuana/smoking a joint.
'Let's get some bum skiddly lads'
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Bum Sauce

The liquid that is held between the cheeks of your ass that smells like a mixture of sweat and shit.
Person 1: Dude, I was sitting down all day, and I've accumulated some Bum Sauce
Person 2: EEEWW!! THAT'S GROSS! AIN'T NOBODY WANNA HEAR ABOUT YOUR BUM SAUCE!!
by Jeffery Deadstein May 13, 2020
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Bingo bum

When you have been sitting down for so long that your bum gets sore or numb. Bingo bum!
Cleo! I've been sitting for so long I've got Bingo bum🍑
by Saltyytats 🔪 January 25, 2019
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