scranny granny

An old lady whom inhabits Scranton, PA.
Some basic bitch at your school: Lmao, look at those goth bitches. Wonder what they're gonna do with their lives.

Some basic bitch at your school 2: Ah, those two goth bitches are gonna be scranny granny's If they don't kill themselves before hand.
by prayforplagues666 November 21, 2017
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Granny Pie

The sexual act of when a grandmother (or any woman over the age of 70) penetrates you with a strap on filled with icing and when she deems it appropriate, she squirts the icing into whatever orifice she is penetrating.
"For this Thanksgiving I totally plan on running through a retirement home and getting Granny pied!"

"Oh sick, what kind of icing?"

"That sweet sweet vanilla my broski!"
by Tungsten Pimp November 24, 2023
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Granny necklace

Dirt ring or ring of perspiration around one’s neck. Usually develops after working in dusty, hot environments.
Working outside, I got a granny necklace.
by Texas Dirty Mike August 21, 2024
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Granny Skrt

/'ɡranē skərt/

Verb
Verb: granny skrt; 3rd person present: granny skrts; past tense: granny skrted; gerund or present participle: granny skrting; past participle: granny skrted

1. To drive safe and lawfully. More often, under the speed limit.

2. To goof on people in proximity to slow drivers. Especially, when positioned inside of a slow turn. e.g. (parked or standing) If 'cut off' by a slow driver.

3. Celebratory shout to witnessing a very slow driver.
"Boi got granny skrted on! Haha!"
by HandicapParkingPass August 15, 2017
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your great-granny

The ultimate and the worst insult, worse than your mom and your granny.
your great-granny a gay tranny.
by Dem-Definitions May 28, 2018
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Granny Fucker

"Hey, you know who's a granny fucker? Tyree"
by shitfuckbitch July 14, 2021
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granny spraklin

When one is shopping for clothes, one tends to pick out a granny spraklin meaning when one picks out floral related clothing involving a taste in grandma style
That outfit is granny spraklin.
by Jmunguia29 September 21, 2015
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