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kipper slap

For a female to sit on your face without knickers while your unaware or asleep
Once he’s asleep I will kipper slap him
by Collying65 May 16, 2020
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Connery Slap

When a definitive action is taken that definitively solves a problem or mutes all criticism. Based on how Sean Connery would slap people in the movies.
" Dude Steve Jobs was taking a lot of flak over not allowing Flash on the iPhone, then he wrote a memo where he totally just Connery Slapped his critics"

" The head of product development was yelling at me why the prototype wasn't ready, I told him it was because he didn't respond to the email I sent him last night where I told him I needed some hardware. He admitted it was his fault. I Connery slapped him"

"Dude we had no tool to check how many users we had, so I stayed up last night and wrote one. I Connery Slapped that problem"
by KLTT November 9, 2013
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crap-slap

When you inadvertently walk into a lingering fart or when someone intentionally leaves a fart cloud for you to walk in to, you've experienced a crap-slap.
Jesus that stinks...thats the worst crap-slap I've ever smelled!

That old man crap slapped the whole room!
by Jess Tuchscherer December 11, 2007
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Power Slap

Being slapped in the face really hard, and then getting backhanded twice.
Accidently slapped my ex-boss, I mistaken him for somebody else. I tried to apologize to him, only I guessed I knocked him out.
by Saints September 11, 2003
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Google Slap

Verb.

1.)Google penalizes a website for buying and selling links.

2.)Google penalizes a website for being misleading such as having stealthy links or scripts.
I got Google slapped for selling links to a website selling Viagra.
by blogaboutnothin April 6, 2009
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Money Slap

To take out a wad of money (ranging from singles to hundreds, No loose change) and slap someone (in the face) with it, ©Wavo of NYC invented it.
Wavo money slapped MrShaggy with one 100 dollar bill, MrShaggy didn't go to school the next day, due to the humiliation.
by MrShaggy135 May 20, 2010
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slap chop

As Vince in the Slap Chop infomercial says... "Slap chop your troubles away..."
by slapchopper2000 May 10, 2009
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