a person so obsessed with their connection with their iphone and other isolated people who can only connect to humans via their phone that they have lost the ability to connect to real humans. Often victims of being hit unexpectedly by other pedestrians, bicyclists and cars because they are disconnected from the real world.
A social itard is a person who cannot look you in the eyes or communicate verbally but who smiles laughs and exudes warmth at texts and other interactions via their phone.
by dragonbutt May 10, 2012
by @starlord88 February 08, 2018
by #hastagtomanyhashtags March 03, 2017
I felt like everybody was looking at me at the grocery store as I social bareback without a mask and gloves....I guess I was social barebacking !
by ilm0501 April 09, 2020
An informal system of government whereby mob rule reigns, with the most charismatic members of the mob rising to rulers. Tribal and gang-like in their nature, incentives to conform include ostracizing, bullying and peer pressure among others.
Melissa was the high-priestess of her clique, managing it like comedic improv, imposing it's cardinal rule: never divert the flow of your partners; always go with the flow. In this way her clique's social theocracy embraced the cult of charismatic conformity.
by wcl December 04, 2013
It’s the juice inside that lets you hang around people, once you’re out you have to be alone for a while to recharge
by -- Rojo -- May 21, 2021
Bill: Hey, is Gerald coming with us this weekend.
Joe: No, he's hanging with his "girlfriend" online.
Bill: Dude, he's so Manti-social.
Joe: No, he's hanging with his "girlfriend" online.
Bill: Dude, he's so Manti-social.
by TheTeach February 20, 2013