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sub hands

When your forelimb extremities become deliciously pleasant-smelling after eating a big, juicy, and meaty submarine sandwich fully-loaded with toppings and dressings.

Sub hands are often common to fat people, and individuals present with them are usually avoided by anorexic whores and gay dudes.
1) "I had a fucking amazing lunch earlier at Firehouse Subs, but now I'm constantly catching myself sniffing my aromatic sub hands."

2) Girl: "Rob is so sexy, but he always has sub hands. It's such a turn off."
Boy: "I couldn't agree more with you."
by Lot C January 5, 2011
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cannon hand

When someone "cannons" their fist into a womans genitalia with little or no warning.
"I cannon hand Ericka so hard she screamed bloody murder. "
by Fkiz February 3, 2018
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the upper hand

Definition: To have more power than someone else, so that you are able to control a situation.
The company gained the upper hand in the business by buying its competitors.

After hours of fierce negotiation, the President gained the upper hand.
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hand busy

Trying to do something the same time your other hand is busy masturbating.
"My mom called me the other day while I was getting hand busy" or "It's hard to type when people IM me when I'm getting hand busy"
by CL69 May 14, 2008
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doll hands

A way of gesturing where your fingers all meet at their tips, while not touching anywhere else, making little finger-cones. Usually done with an inward motion towards ones chest or with the hand-claws meeting at the fingertips.
"Why does Lauren literally always talk with doll hands?"

"I don't know."

"...weird."
by hahahahalauren September 22, 2014
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Warrens Hands

The most dangerous weapon in the state of Florida. Must have a full registration to carry. Used to strike fear in the hearts of enemies, it can be shaped into anything the weirder chooses.
Forget these hands... I protects myself with Warrens hands.
by Chief Longshlong December 9, 2019
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Jizzy hand

The mess that causes a man to feel freashy
Oh FFS I've got jizzy hand AGAIN...what a freashing mess
by The Trippy Queen June 1, 2010
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