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by TockSaPill November 12, 2019

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i just copy pasted

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

by Elysmile April 7, 2021

Definition-duellist

Someone who always brings up dictionary definitions to aid them in arguments on the internet.

A subclass of the keyboard-warrior who has studied and mastered the art of using-google-no-jutsu.

Step 1: Analyse the definitions of every single word of your opponent's argument.

Step 2: As soon as you find a mistake like a misused word, copy-paste the definition as your argument, invalidating everything your opponent just said and making them look stupid.

Step 3 (optional): Decorate and personalize your copy-pasted definition to give it your own flair.

Example A: 'Insert definition'. Just keep your mouth shut if you don't even know what you're talking about.

Example B: Hey, I totally see where you're coming from, but 'insert correction your opponent'.
'Insert definition'.
Don't worry, we all make mistakes!

Step 4: You won. We're using the second definition of won, since you didn't actually win anything in the sense of gaining. You can't even feel smart because you literally just used Google. But hey, that is the curse of being a true Definition-duellist.

by LiterallyDyingRNUwU December 27, 2020

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I'm mean you hear this motherfucker saying that if "you listen deeply enough you can hear the voice of God," That's still just YOU. You projecting yourself onto the book. Your will.

Hym "You want to know Jordan Peterson's real and secret definition of psychopath? It's the man who does not fear God. Loser? Anyone who won't dance for the creature's amusement. Coward? Anyone who won't let God punish them. He doesn't actually care whether or not God is ontologically real. He believes that all people need to be subordinate to some "higher-order abstraction", Adam. God is just a euphemism to him. So, "the collective good" or "humanity". And he's perfectly willing to speak for it. And anyone who ISN'T subordinate to said "higher-order abstraction" IS JUSTIFIED IN BEING COMPELLED. It's just implicit theocracy. And I know what you're thinking. "BUT I'M AN ATHEIST!" But do you believe in some sort of greater good? That's the SAME THING TO HIM. 'God' isn't 'God' to Jordan Peterson. God is whatever he needs it to be to justify doing whatever he wants."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2023

name definitions

if i see another another name definition on here i am literally going to explode

troll that writes name definitions: billyshrub is the kindest person you'll ever meet. he is super cool and-
everyone: SHUT THE HECK UP

by billyshrub July 6, 2023

Just want to rate other people's definitions

Just here to judge other people's definitions. if there's another way to do it, i can't find out how.

I Just want to rate other people's definitions, i don't want to have to make a new definition every time i want to do that.

by Large Pile of Ha February 23, 2022

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Yeah someone could totally turn that into the highest grossing r-rated film of all time (better than Deadpool), several anime, several shows, several characters, intern recruiting rhetoric from one of the most prominent conservative politicians of all time, 2 songs, unalive a couple people, and raise and army or hammer clowns... We clearly did the same thing. You just as good as I am.

Hym "I wish I knew which definition they used to make the greatest iteration of Jack the Ripper of all time... Oh and that's horse shit that Marc got cigars. See, the algorithm knew which Marc I was talking about. Did you? Did you get the reference?"

by Hym Iam February 19, 2023