angry stoner

young people who don't know how to handle their weed. will get annoyed or paranoid over little things and lash out or make mistakes during their high. will always want more and more bud, but cannot afford it because they are little commies and think capitalism is hiding under their bed. probably has a bad credit score and hops around from apartment complex to apartment complex after getting kicked out by management. annoying little bitches. will end up working at tj max when they are 80. loves to play victim and blame people for their own problems or shortcomings. may be into grunge and live in seattle.

Hey Bob who is that?
It's a angry stoner who moved in a few days ago. They will probably cause themselves lots of problems and self-destruct -- nothing to worry about.

by CreampieMyBong June 24, 2011

stoner spare

The soft ring around a person's waist that comes from smoking pot and getting the munchies regularly.
Mathematically:
(Bonghit + 4 bags of chips, bowl of ice cream, 3 cookies, slice of cake) x daily = belly hangs over pants

"Hey, I'm getting a stoner spare, these pants stayed buttoned last week... Pass the french fries!"

by Gogarty May 6, 2006

Stoner's Stomach

When your stomach doesn't feel like consuming any consumables until you get high

My stomach hurts, I got stoner's stomach. We need to go smoke so I can eat.

by Jason's asshole March 10, 2018

Proud Stoner

A person most peole define as a Pot Head but Proud Stoners can function and could stop smoking pot but choose not to.!

Alice: Brittany your such a Pot Head you loser.!
Me: No Alice I'm not a Pot Head I'm a Proud Stoner. Ok? Get it right Bitch!

:)

by Proud.Stoner.Bates! December 25, 2011

stoner at sobeys

a couple of stoners who have the munchies so head to sobeys......usually have no intent of buying anything......usually shoving beef jerkey in there pants and walking out or get a box of hot potato wedges (dont have to pay until you get to the front) and simply walk out

cashier#1: shit here comes some kids coming in the store at 3 in the morning
cashier#2:man i wish this wasnt a 24 hour huge ass grocery store
cashier#3: there just more stoner at sobeys

by kurts reincarnation August 15, 2009

Stoner Trumpet

The stem and bowl of a bong/waterpipe when one engages in the filthy act of unclogging the bowl by blowing through the bottom end of the stem in order to expel burnt herbal debris.

Out of haste, the poor man decided to play the stoner trumpet rather than properly clean his piece with alcohol and salt.

by The DELCO Associate September 14, 2011

stoner stew

boxed kraft macaroni and cheese with or without cut up hotdogs added,tastes really good when stoned

Whats for dinner? How about some stoner stew!

by s.m.gordon August 16, 2008