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noodle night

Two or more men engaging in homosexual penile activities during the nighttime.
Steven and Patrick engaged in a rough noodle night session last friday evening!
by I-h-a-v-e-m-u-n-c-h-i-e-s August 28, 2019
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Night Tennis

The act pounding your balls into the net over and over and over again until you score luv. At night.
Guy: “Hey babe, do you want to play some Night Tennis?”
Babe: ...
Babe: “Doubles?”
by NightTennisBoi April 13, 2019
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Night Sandwich

Any sandwich you enjoy while intoxicated and a sober friend drove your ass to get it.
My slampiece took me to wendys last night for a night sandwich. I was so drunk I ordered an arbys roast beef.
by Burt_Reynolds88 May 2, 2011
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Mighty-night

How to send off your mates with honour and glory before they drift off to la-la land. Ideally delivered in a near-offensively Mary Poppins cockney.
"Nighty-night."
"The fuck?! I don't get a 'mighty-night'? Do I mean nothing to you?!"
by nwtraveler July 11, 2023
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night pee

when you have to pee in the middle of the night and end up kinda falling asleep on the toilet but then realize that you are making the seat uncomfortably warm
person 1: *wakes up
person 1: *goes to pee
person 1: “ahh that’s good”
person 2: “ugh why is the seat so warm?”
person 1: “night pee”
by yummy ummy March 6, 2020
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squad night

When a group of friends get together and do do weird,gay shit.
Damn,Anton ended up getting a bj last squad night. I guess things got a bit too crazy!
by AyeBoi June 6, 2016
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Night Jack

When you are a beautiful daytime man who is productive and sweet but at night your horniness kicks in. You fall asleep after failing to have your sexual needs met and wake up jerking off. Your roommate is so confused but delighted to know at least someone is getting off in the old apartment.
Dane: Last night? I don’t know what came over me…
Cait: Yea you turned into Night Jack for sure.
by JoleneAndJojoKissing January 31, 2022
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