A religion that is par of Christianity. Most Christians say that they are not related, which is pretty true. The people are very mean and the book has racism,homophobia and sexism. They are called a cult by Atheists and Christians alike and Mormons don't drink tea or coffee. The religion is mostly located in Utah, as most of the locations made by Joseph Smith are made up.
Person 1: Aye, wanna go to Utah?
Me: Nah fam, it's full of Mormons.
Person 1: Why? It's a great place?
Me: Most of the people are snowbirds too, and Mormonism is a cult.
Me: Nah fam, it's full of Mormons.
Person 1: Why? It's a great place?
Me: Most of the people are snowbirds too, and Mormonism is a cult.
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The condition that is caused when a "The Book of Mormon" fan becomes sad because they already saw the show at the theatre.
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Why do you care if two guys kiss in public? What are you a closet mormon?
Ew! I hate the smell of coffee in grocery stores! Why? Are you a closet Mormon or something?
Ew! I hate the smell of coffee in grocery stores! Why? Are you a closet Mormon or something?
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cookies mormon people make to please their loved ones.
also used as a sexual innuendo in a "pure" sense, because sex is unpure otherwise and that is against their religion.
also used as a sexual innuendo in a "pure" sense, because sex is unpure otherwise and that is against their religion.
mormon man, when talking about mormon cookies.: "you havent tasted cookies till you taste my cookies"
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Mary-"Really? How was it?"
Jane-"Well, it was only a Mormon kiss :("
Mary-"Really? How was it?"
Jane-"Well, it was only a Mormon kiss :("
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