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Michael

A guy who is always laughing usaually considered one of the funniest kids at school. BIG FLIRTS but once locked down they are Loyal and can be really sweet. They are cute and very athletic no matter the sport. Also tend to be smarter although they are trouble makers which leads people to believe they are idiots. Despite they're happy nature they do get hurt often but they keep it hidden so no one finds out.
Michael is a real trouble maker.
Damn look at Michael go, he is so fast!

That Michael sure is a cutie.
by D1 hooper July 25, 2015
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michael

a person that plays Minecraft and makes your heart go uwu!
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by lililegirl April 14, 2019
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jan michael vincent

Only eight Jan Michael Vincents are allowed per precinct.
by Little Niglet April 22, 2017
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Michael Brown

The head of FEMA from 2003-2005, including during Hurricane Katrina. Blamed by George W. Bush, and America for the entire FEMA Failure.

Also gave $30 Million to Miami after Hurricane Francis, even though Francis never hit Miami.

Before being appointed FEMA director... Brown was the Judges and Stewards Commissioner for the International Arabian Horse Association, (IAHA), from 1989-2001, which George W. Bush (of course) thought qualified him to be the FEMA director.
"Brownie you're doin' a heck of a job"-George W. Bush
"Michael Brown sucks at managing FEMA"
by ChaseS08 April 14, 2006
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Michael Baygasm

The 120 minutes (at least) where you are sitting with a mixed emotion of extreme visual entertainment and a serious WTF sensation.

Includes the majority (if not every) movie by Michael Bay.
Basically take any action scene and add extra explosions and big things killing each other in the most brutal way imaginable .. then add some more explosions .. after all that you add some more explosions .. Then an extremely hot babe .. Then more explosions and 120 mins (at least) later you have fully experienced an original Michael Baygasm.
P1: Dude I just saw Transformers 3.. It was the biggest Michael Baygasm I've ever seen.

P2: Dude i know .. WTF .. .. She was pretty fucking hot though huh ?!

P1: Explosions and stuff !! and fuck yea she was !!
by Gasmed out October 13, 2011
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michael ashworth

Michael ashworth is a beefy dude dude dude dude
by JIWERAJ[ June 4, 2014
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(Michaela)

Smart, tasteful,beautiful are just some of the words to describe her. Her gas smells like minty mints.When she walks she calms the turmoil of the middle east. She has great feet. She once beat Gordon Ramsey in a cooking and eating contest. She gave an interview to Sweet Brown, and Jonatan the turtle kid. She has never woken up with bad hair. She applies Michaela to MAC and its overdone employees. She make your stomach warm like hot chocolate on a frozen Thursday while snow has fallen in insurmountable levels letting you know its going to be you and your blanket until the next school day. Her voice was used as an unauthorized sample at the beginning of Ultralightbeam - Kanye West.

Sir:"Good day Ma'am"

Michaela: "Good day Sir"
Sir: "Behold a lady"
Gentleman: "I wonder how many Michaela's are left in the 20th century"
Sir: "Not many kind sir, I must surrender her now before the sunsets"
(Michaela) - woman faster than her time but smarter than the populous of women in the 21st century.
by Grinddaddy June 13, 2017
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