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mar-up

After Johnny smoked that joint, he went to the buffet and sure did mar-up.
by evangaline58 November 29, 2010
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mars

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"mars?"
"mars."
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Mars

Mars is the most adorable, trustworthy, reliable and spectacular person you'll ever meet. If your name is Mars, do not be afraid to open up to people. LET THEM HELP YOU! They trust you, so you have to trust them as well, no matter your severe trust issues. Do not be afraid of new beginnings. Start acting adventurous, stop being scared of getting caught, risk everything and have fun! Don't act so responsible, it gets boring after a while! You know you're not that sweet though. You tend to be nice to everyone, even if you hate most of them. You truly are evil. But we love you anyway
-Who is that person over there? They seem so kind and sweet.

-Yes!!! They're Mars! They are truly nice.
by itssocoldimliterallyfreezing November 21, 2021
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Mars Freaktard

A weird person who has an obsession with Dave Miller from dayshift at freddy's.
Person one: Do you know Mars?

Person two: The planet?

Person one: No, you dumb bitch the person who goons to Dave.

Person two: Oh.

Person one: Legend has it that Mars Freaktard once gooned so hard that she filled eight and a half buckets of cum.

Person two: What the fuck??
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Mars

a well known red planet in our solar system. not yet inhabited by humans.
by thatoneplanet April 9, 2022
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Mars

Mars is a wonderful and beautiful person. They always know how to solve a problem and always puts other people before themselves. Everyone needs a Mars in their life.
Me: “Omg I loved Mars’ hair today”

Stephen: “I know right they looked so cool!!”
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Mars

If your name is Mars you must be either really gay or didn't want to name yourself after an insect or object. Or just both.

You are probably really indecisive to you ended up naming yourself after a planet and chocolate

you're socially awkward and the mom friend of the group, the most responsible one

also, you're dirty minded asf. sorry I don't make the rules.
Person 1: who's that guy?
Person 2: Oh that's Mars.
Person 1: Are they reading an enemies to lovers book during class? Damn.
by zimzalabimboob November 21, 2021
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