Maria Karla Cardenas Caceres is the most beautiful, kind, loyal, and all out amazing person/girlfriend/spouse you can ever ask for. She is a go getter and does what she wants when she pleases. although she can be stubborn, she will always know her right from wrong and will always make the right decision. She loves to party and will always be under the spot light. She loves to spend time with friends and loved ones and will do anything to keep the people she loves safe. Maria is also very talented, ranging from her ability to dance, sing, and being the top in her class. She is a closeted softie and will act mad even though she wants to just be in your arms. Without the Maria Karla Cardenas Caceres in your life, you will never be able whole again.
Omg Maria Karla Cardenas Caceres, you are so beautiful!
I heard Maria Karla Cardenas Caceres is the best person you can ever be with.
If you are looking for the perfect friend, look no further because Maria is there to cheer you up and show you what living life is all about!!
I heard Maria Karla Cardenas Caceres is the best person you can ever be with.
If you are looking for the perfect friend, look no further because Maria is there to cheer you up and show you what living life is all about!!
by maria's#1fan July 14, 2022
Get the Maria Karla Cardenas Caceresmug. Man tha chix last nite was an Alyssa Maria Clapham. I told her she was beautiful and I toted n booted all nite.
by Marley Head December 5, 2010
Get the Alyssa Maria Claphammug. A semi private catholic school located on the Nothern Beaches.This High School has the faciltys of a public school but is some how classified as private.
by big bizzle b.1 August 13, 2009
Get the Mater Maria Catholic Collegemug. A dirty Santa Maria is when you give freaky sex to Santa and he cums once a year and only Fucks people named Maria and also loves people named Maria to dip cookies in his cum after santa cums
by Kelvin. D September 30, 2021
Get the Dirty Santa Mariamug. Word used in the countryside (el cibao) of the Dominican Republic to express amaizement or surprise.
Pedrito: hey mom, juanita bought a car that can talk while she drives!!!
Mom: jesu maria santisima ni mameo!!
Mom: jesu maria santisima ni mameo!!
by rolan2 August 6, 2008
Get the jesu maria santisima ni mameomug. 1: i wanna fuck you maria
2: wtf im ur sister
1: sorry i sneezed and my dog ate my homework so i freaked out and hit send by mistake lol
2: wtf im ur sister
1: sorry i sneezed and my dog ate my homework so i freaked out and hit send by mistake lol
by comfybat September 6, 2020
Get the i wanna fuck you mariamug. by i-0er8234-9ryuwir November 9, 2021
Get the national maria day November 10mug.